Train Your Dogs Some Basic Tricks

Would you like to train your dog basic tricks? Here are some very simple tricks that you could teach your dog.

HANDSHAKE
Start the training by having your dog sit. Say, "Shake hands," and take his paw with your hand. Hold his paw and say, "Good dog!" Let go of his paw. Do this a few times every day.

After a while, say, "Shake hands," but don't take his paw. See if he raises his paw by himself. If not, keep showing him what to do by saying, "Shake hands," and taking his paw with your hand. Your dog is not slow; he is just learning

ROLL OVERStart by having your dog lie down on his belly. You can stand over him or kneel beside him. Using a treat, hold it by his nose, and then move it around and behind him, so that he lies on his side and then rolls over. Tell him what a great dog he is!

Only roll your dog on soft surfaces like carpet or grass so he doesn't hurt his back. Some dogs don't like to roll over. It can be a little scary for them to put their belly up. Try it a few times and but if it's not fun for your dog, choose another trick

HEAD DOWNStart by sitting on the ground with your dog. While holding a treat, put your hand in front of your dog's nose and lead him toward the ground. As soon as your dog's chin touches ground only for a second, say "Head Down!". Then say "Release" or "OK" and give him the treat after he lifts his head.

Only give your dog the treat after you have released him. Increase the time his chin is touching the ground, so eventually your dog will keep it there while you pet him. Then release him and reward him. Your dog will soon charm your friends with this trick

CRAWLStart by having your dog lie down. Hold a treat just in front of his nose and say, "Crawl." If he starts to stand up, say, "No, down...crawl." Pull the treat away, keeping it low, near the ground and say, "Craaawl." When your dog moves even an inch or two without standing up, praise him and say, "Good dog! Craaawl."

TURN AROUNDStart by having your dog stand up facing you. Let your dog see a treat in your hand. Stand still and say, "Turn around". Lead the dog's nose around to the left (clockwise) with the treat so he walks in a circle. When he comes back to where he's facing you again, say, "Good dog!" and give him the treat.

After some practice, hold the treat in front of you so your dog can see it and say, "Turn around," but don't lead his nose. See if he is ready to turn around by himself and get the treat. Pretty soon, he will turn around faster than you can say 'Lassie!"

If you choose to use the words, "Turn Left", use them all the time. Don't use "Turn around" sometimes, and "Turn Left" other times. Be consistent.

SPEAKChoose a game that your dog loves to play, like catch with a ball, or hide and seek with a toy. Then get him excited by saying, "Let's play! Want to play?" and show him the ball or toy. Jump and act silly so he barks and then say, "Good dog, speak!" Then play the game as his reward for learning "Speak".

You can't make a dog bark, but you can get him happy and excited so he wants to bark. After a while, your dog will bark when you say, "Speak."

Caution! If you have a dog that already causes trouble because of his barking, you might not want to encourage this behavior. If you decide it's ok to teach it, be sure to teach "Quiet", too, but do it at some other time.

PLAY DEADHave your dog lie down on his tummy. As you gently roll him over on his side, say, "Take a nap." While he is lying on his side, keeping his head on the floor, say, "Take a nap." Don't give him a treat. Encourage him to stay there for a couple of seconds. Then say, "Ok" or "Wake up!", let him stand up, and give him his reward.

You can use the treat to lure your dog into a lying down position. Don't give your a dog a reward while he is lying down. Give him a treat after he has completed the trick.

BEGHave your dog sit, facing you. Hold his favorite treat just above his head and tell him, "Say please." Your dog will probably lift his front feet off the ground to reach the treat. As soon as the feet are lifted, even a little bit, give him the treat.

This is a hard trick for most dogs. Wait a little longer each time before giving the treat, but be careful not to let your dog fall over on his back. You are helping your dog develop his balance. Be kind and only do this a couple of times

KISSHere's an easy one: Every time your dog licks your face, say, "Give me a kiss. Good boy! Give me a kiss." If he isn't a licker, put a little peanut butter on your cheek and say, "Give me a kiss." When he licks it off say, "Give me a kiss," again.


Tricks like this work because you put words with something your dog does. Pretty soon your dog hears "Give me a kiss," and thinks about licking your face. Then you give him a hug, rub his ears and say, "Good boy!" Dogs love that.

FETCHIf your dog doesn't fetch naturally, have an adult cut a slit in a tennis ball (a smaller, rubber ball if that is too big). Put some treats inside the tennis ball. Show your dog that there are treats in there, and give her one. Then, throw the ball. In the beginning, run with her and get the ball; then give her the treat. Soon you will be able to throw the ball and she will go get it (because she wants the treat!).

After your dog has figured out what he has to do to get a treat, start throwing the ball two times in a row without giving him the treat. What you are trying to do is give him the treats less and less often so someday he won't need the treats in the ball to fetch it.

Tebak Umur Dari Frekuensi Makan Keluarmu

KETAHUI UMURMU DARI FREKWENSI MAKAN KELUARMU

Jangan beritahu saya usia kamu; kamu mungkin bohong-tapi pelayan restoranmu mungkin tahu!

Perhitungan Umur Matematis Berdasarkan FREKWENSI ke Rumah Makan. Caranya cukup unik. JANGAN CURANG!! Hanya butuh waktu kurang dari semenit, sambil Anda baca ini Pastikan jangan baca bagian bawah sampai Anda selesai mengerjakan ini. Pasti seru deh..

1. Pilih berapa kali seminggu Anda akan makan di luar rumah (lebih dari satu kali tapi kurang dari 10)
2. Kalikan 2 (supaya genap)
3. Tambah 5
4. Kalikan dengan 50
5. Kalau Anda sudah merayakan HUT Anda tahun ini, tambah 1758 Kalau belum, tambah 1757
6. Sekarang dikurangi dengan 4 digit tahun kelahiran Anda
7. Hasilnya harus angka 3 digit

Digit pertama adalah angka awal yang Anda pilih (berapa kali Anda akanmakan di luar rumah dalam seminggu), 2 angka berikutnya yaitu....UMUR ANDA ............ . (Oh YA, pasti) Tahun ini adalah tahun di mana perhitungan ini berlaku (2008)

Jadi sebarkan ke teman-teman Anda selagi masih berlaku

Hati Seorang Wanita

1. Sensitif
Bukan bermaksud suka merajuk, tapi hanya ingin bermanja dan mendapatkan perhatian.
2. Cerewet
Bukan bermaksud FUSSY takt entu hala, kadang ingin LELAKI mengikut kata-katanya sekali sekala.
3. Halus
Ibarat sehelai sutera, cantik, mulus, lembut dan mudah tercarik dan koyak. Walaupun seorang wanita memaafkan seseorang yang lain atas sebab sesalahan, biasanya WANITA akan ingat kesalahan tersebut untuk disimpan jadi pengajaran. Bukan DENDAM.
4. Ikhlas
Ikhlas seorang wanita tak perlu diragui.
5. Korban
WANITA sanggup berkorban apa saja untuk seseorang yang amat disayangi, termasuk ibu bapa, anak-anak dan suami. WANITA amat tabah.
6. Prihatin
Sentiasa memerhatikan keadaan sekeliling dalam diam.
7. Manja
Walaupun dia adalah seorangWANITA yang pandai berdikari, naluri seorang WANITA masih lagi tetap seorang WANITA. Suka bermanja bukan hanya kepada insan yang bernama LELAKI , namun juga sesama kaum.
8. Ego
WANITA yang terlalu sayangkan kekasihnya sanggup menolak ketepi EGOnya apabila bersemuka dengan yang dicintai.
9. Cinta
CINTA pertama bagi wanita adalah yang paling dalam dan tulus.
10. Seks
SEKs bukanlah segala-galanya buat WANITA karena WANITA diciptakan dengan 9 nafsu dan satu akal.

NAFSU yang banyak dan tidak tertumpu kepada satu saja.LELAKI pula dijadikan dengan 9 akal dan satu nafsu.
Fungsi lelaki adalah membimbing WANITA dan bukan menghanyutkannya.

Tentang Kasih

Kasih itu sabar; kasih itu baik hati; iatidak cemburu (1 Korintus 13:4)

Cemburu adalah perasaan marah ataupahityang muncul ketika ada orang yang kita anggap akan merebut kekasih kita.Banyak orang mengatakan, cemburu adalah tandac inta. Bukankah orang menjadi cemburu karena merasa sangat memiliki dan tidak rela kehilangan kekasihnya?

Sebenarnya cemburu tidak selalu identik dengan tanda cinta. Alkitab menyatakan “kasih ... tidak cemburu” (1 Korintus13:4).
Kadang kala sikap cemburu justru menunjukkan kurangnya kasih sejati. Mengapa demikian? Sebab rasa cemburu bisa muncul dari sikap egois. Kitamemperlakukan kekasih seperti barang milik kita. Tanpa sadar, kita berusaha “mencetaknya” menjadi seperti yang kita inginkan. Ia tidak diberi ruang untuk bebas bergerak. Kita mencurigai segala hubungannya dengan orang lain. Kitatidak suka melihatnya bercanda dan tertawa bersama orang lain. Kita merampas sukacita hidupnya!

Rasa cemburu kerap kali muncul dalam relasi suami istri, mertua menantu, pemuda pemudi yang sedang berpacaran, bahkan dalam persahabatan. Tidakjarang, hal ini bukannya membuat hubungan semakin harmonis, malah merusak dan menjauhkan kita dari sang kekasih.


Bagaimana cara menghilangkan rasa cemburu?

Surat 1 Korintus 13:7 mengatakan, “Kasih ... percaya segala sesuatu. ”
Kasih percaya akan kesetiaan orang lain.
Kasih belajar melihat apa yang terbaik dalam diri sang kekasih, sehingga kita pun berhenti berprasangka buruk.
Jika kita memiliki kasih yang percaya, kecemburuan akan lenyap!

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